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Thanks.

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Hold it, young lady.

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Funny.

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What are you doing out so late?

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What are you doing out so late?

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What do you mean?
I'm always out this late.

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Then you can tell me how to sneak in.

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Well, for one thing, stop tiptoeing around like a geek.

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Have a little dignity, Daria.

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If I had any dignity,

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do you think I'd be out here letting you try and teach me how to be cool?

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Whatever.

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What's going on down there!

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More threatening.

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Let me handle it. Darn it, what's going on down there!

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Jake, you sound like such a geek.

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Is this gonna take long?

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I'm supposed to be somewhere.

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Is there another tight pants sale going on at the mall?

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Don't start, girls.

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Your father and I are very upset that you broke your curfew last night.

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I didn't know I had a curfew.

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Well, that's interesting, Daria; I didn't, either.

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But according to your mother...

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Jake!

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The point is, you were out way too late,

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which is why tonight we're going to...

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Destroy our lives with your crushing rules and regulations?

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I can't breathe, Mother! I can't breathe!

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No, tonight we're going to set some... boundaries.

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And we'd like your input.

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Well, everybody knows that late curfews should be go to people who can use them:

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attractive and popular people with lots of friends.

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Wow! Who said that? Thomas Jefferson?

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Or was it Barbie?

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It can't be Jefferson...

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Of course not.

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No pin-headed historical person could ever make that much sense.

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Really.

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All right, girls, forget the input.

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Hey, does this mean we get to wander in the desert for forty years?

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After much hard work, your father and I have come up with a set of guidelines I think we all can live by.

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That's right! A lot of thought went into this.

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Do I have to read these?

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Later.

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Wow, the new system seems really great and interesting,

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and I can't wait to sit down and really read through it...

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Oh, brother.

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...but right now, I sort of have to go. I have a date.

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You can't go out on a date.

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It says right here that we don't permit that on a school night. Rule Eighteen.

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You know what? You're confused about my use of the word date.

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I have a date to meet with my... uh... algebra study group.

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Oh, well, that sounds okay.

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All right.

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But as per the procedure outlined in Rules Twenty-One through Twenty-Six,

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make sure you sign in when you get back.

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Yeah bye.

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And don't wait up, you know how study groups are.

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Good for you, Quinn! Study hard!

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Am I the only one who sees what's going on around here?

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Rule Number One: persistent questioning of parental judgment is punishable.

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There she is, Miss American Bookworm.

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You really must have been burning the midnight oil last night.

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We weren't burning anything.

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I mean your algebra study group.

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What are you talking about?

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The study group you went to.

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The sign in sheet said you got back at eleven-thirty...

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but now that I think about it, I went to bed at eleven-forty-five.

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Hey, I thought you got that watch fixed?

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A couple of times. Prepare to be busted.

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Quinn, were you at a study group last night or did you go on a date?

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Don't you see how your rules are strangling me?

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Yes, I went on a date, but we're in love,

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and all the rules and regulations in the world can't stop that.

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In love?

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With whom?

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His name is Cliff.

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Oop, no wait, it's Clint.

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I'm not positive, but I can find out at school.

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You don't even know his name, and you're in love with him!

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You know what? You're confused about my use of the word love...

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Do you have any idea how many of these rules you've broken?!

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How many, Dad?
And which ones?

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Wha... what's that got to do with it?

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Argh! Okay, ground me.

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I wish it were that simple.

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Exactly.

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What?

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So instead of saying, "Don't come home so late,"

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now they've created some elaborate punishment system.

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You mean like a spanking machine?

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I mean like Family Court.

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Due process? Yikes.

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Hey, you guys wanna buy tickets for the faculty-DJ roller hockey game?

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Are you kidding?

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We'll take two.

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What? You're gonna pay to watch teachers skate around with DJs?

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Classic rock DJs?

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You weren't here last year, Daria.

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Rock and roll, foreva!

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Help... me...

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Mr. DeMartino had to have an emergency angioplasty.

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He almost died.

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But a voice told him that his work here on Earth wasn't finished.

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Some of the students weren't wetting the bed yet.

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This year, he's more determined than ever to snatch victory from the jaws of death.

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Three hundred ninety-eight...

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three hundred ninety-nine...

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fooouuur hundred!

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Rock and Roll Randy, this year you're mine.

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What are you saying?

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You know how there are people who go to car races on the chance that they might see a crash?

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I'm in.

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What do those Supreme Court judges wear under their robes?

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Declassified government polaroids, next on Sick, Sad World.

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Hi, honey.

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Are you girls ready for your day in court?

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Can't you just punish us?

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I'd like to pay my check to society and get on with my life.

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Your father and I want you to have a fair hearing.

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Then we'll punish you.

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But a court procedure?

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Isn't that a little bureaucratic?

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Bureaucracy is the price we pay for impartiality.

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Jefferson!

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Stalin. It's all about fairness, girls.

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That's why your father will make a terrific judge.

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I get to be the judge?

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Look, someone once said,

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"The most important thing in life is not to look like a geek. "

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Do you have any idea how geeky all of this is?

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That's it, Daria.

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All I can say is that I hope you have a darn good defense lawyer.

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A lawyer? Mom?

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Sorry, honey, I'm prosecuting.

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And if I do say so myself, you're going down.

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Let me start by saying that, while I respect the effort that has gone into this...

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Oh, my God, I almost forgot!

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Sorry, councilor, the court requires this accoutrement.

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Oh, for heaven's sake.

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There. Family court is now in session.

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Careful. Don't fall off the accoutrement.

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All rise.

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Please be seated.

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The court calls the case of the family versus Daria and Quinn Morgendorffer.

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Dad, what is this?

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Dad? I don't see any Dad.

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You honor, may the family proceed with our opening statements?

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Will you approach the bench please, councilor?

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How do I look?

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You honor, let me make it clear at the outset that this is not a witch hunt.

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Daria and Quinn are two fine girls who have often made us proud.

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But...

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But that doesn't make them exempt from the simple truth that rules are rules.

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Hello?

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...or boundaries...

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Yeah, bye.

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Your honor, I have to go.

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I, um, made an arrangement to work, uh, on the school's adopt-a-highway prior to this court date.

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But we haven't even called you to the stand yet.

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Well, I was going to plead guilty or whatever anyway.

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I throw myself on the mercy of this, um, honorable court.

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The court grants you permission.

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Thanks!

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Now, then...

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Your honor, I plead guilty, and place my faith in your wisdom, compassion, and your keen sense of fair play.

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Well said. Grounded for a month.

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What? I wasn't even the one who stayed out late.

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We have to set boundaries, Daria.

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Nobody said the justice system would be fair.

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Actually, I think somebody did say that. Jefferson or somebody...

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What have I told you about backing me up?

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Sorry, the sentence stands.

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You and your sister are grounded for a month.

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Man, this game's gonna be great!

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I say Mr. D goes down halfway through the second period.

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That's too late.

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He's gonna blow out early in the game, while the adrenaline's high.

181
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You guys are so insensitive.

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What do you have in the pool, Jodie?

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Third period, two minutes in. Prime cramping time.

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Hey, Daria. What do you have in the DeMartino pool?

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I'm not going. I'm grounded.

186
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What did you do to get grounded?

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No offense.

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None taken, especially since I'm just the victim of a bizarre experiment in parental justice.

189
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An experiment? On you?

190
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Yeah, they deliberately exposed me to jurisprudence.

191
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That's a little twisted.

192
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Yeah. The sad part is that these are the people responsible for my genetic makeup.

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Great dinner, honey.

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Right, girls?

195
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Now, off to the exercise yard before lockup.

196
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Hey, that's right!

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Any final words before grounding official begins?

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This sucks!

199
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What have I said about using that word?

200
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That you'll ground me or something?

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Hey, I wouldn't want to go back to Family Court if I were you.

202
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I hear the judge is pretty tough.

203
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See? This will fly by in no time.

204
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How can you sit there and read a book about an animal?

205
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That's so second grade.

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Quinn...

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What were his eyes like?
Right.

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Honey, I need to make a call.

209
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I'll just be a sec, Dad. What about his hair?

210
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Would you say his teeth were round or more squarish?

211
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Right.

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I know, squarish is so hot.

213
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Now, let's get back to the six other guys you was with.

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Then she said her parents are trying to change her generic makeup or something!

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They really should.
I hate that generic makeup.

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It gives me hives!

217
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But it's so freaky, babe, I mean, she's weird enough as it is.

218
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You know, the only thing actually worse than reading is watching somebody else read.

219
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Really?

220
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You think that's going to happen in the next six months?

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That would be so great.

222
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Quinn, I really have to use the phone.

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Muh-om!

224
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I'm sorry, but I think that learning about my future husband is a little more important right now.

225
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What? Are you talking to that Clint person again?

226
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Who? No, it's my psychic buddy.

227
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Hang up that phone this instant! Those calls cost a fortune!

228
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I'm sorry, but I need the phone and my daughter isn't allowed...

229
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what? Why, yes, I was about to call a client. Really?

230
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I believe he was born in August...

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Yeah, hi, Daria. I was kind of wondering if maybe you could stop now.

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Dad, these tired bones may be locked behind prison walls,

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but when I play this rusty old harp, my soul flies free as a bird.

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I'm sorry, honey.
You go on and play.

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Thank you.

236
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Okay, enough already. I can't stand it.

237
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Can I please borrow a book?

238
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Try this. I think you'll get into it.

239
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Ha, ha, very funny.

240
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Now give me something that I can read.

241
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No, I think you'll like it.

242
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It's about this girl who's so popular that everybody fights over her.

243
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Any horses in it?

244
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As a matter of a fact, there's a great big one.

245
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This is a trick, isn't it.

246
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Yes.

247
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Kevin's all weirded out.

248
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He says her parents have come up with some sick punishment that gives her hives.

249
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They've been giving her hives for years.

250
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Look, I spoke to Daria.

251
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They're just sitting around the house.

252
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Come on, see for yourself.

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Well, well.

254
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The little dog comes home to Park Place.

255
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,607
Park Place with a hotel.

256
00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:56,166
Dad, I'm afraid you own me sixteen hundred dollars.

257
00:14:57,644 --> 00:14:58,835
okay... let's see...

258
00:14:58,944 --> 00:15:04,020
one... two... eh, twelve... seventeen... I have seventeen dollars.

259
00:15:04,055 --> 00:15:04,956
Any property?

260
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,446
It's all mortgaged.

261
00:15:06,681 --> 00:15:08,176
Care to make a deal?

262
00:15:08,311 --> 00:15:11,349
I'd need infinite free passage through all your properties...

263
00:15:11,384 --> 00:15:12,157
I can do that.

264
00:15:12,192 --> 00:15:13,137
...five thousand dollars...

265
00:15:13,172 --> 00:15:13,988
Keep talking.

266
00:15:14,023 --> 00:15:14,924
...and all your railroads.

267
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,372
I believe we can do business.

268
00:15:16,407 --> 00:15:19,906
Jake! You cannot revoke Daria's grounding.

269
00:15:19,941 --> 00:15:21,396
But I'm losing!

270
00:15:24,461 --> 00:15:25,483
See? She's okay.

271
00:15:25,518 --> 00:15:26,845
I guess so.

272
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:31,614
Although the clothing would disguise any electrodes below the neck...

273
00:15:31,649 --> 00:15:33,360
What are you talking about?

274
00:15:33,395 --> 00:15:35,913
There've been a lot of rumors about what you've been going through.

275
00:15:35,948 --> 00:15:37,063
It's hell in here.

276
00:15:37,098 --> 00:15:38,128
When does it end?

277
00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:41,321
I don't care.
It's been too long already.

278
00:15:41,356 --> 00:15:43,151
I've paid my debt.

279
00:15:43,186 --> 00:15:43,959
You mean...

280
00:15:43,994 --> 00:15:45,791
That's right. I'm bustin' out.

281
00:15:56,094 --> 00:16:00,737
I made a tape of my harmonica music, I can climb down the lattice in under three minutes,

282
00:16:00,772 --> 00:16:04,441
and I know exactly how often the neighborhood security guy drives by.

283
00:16:04,476 --> 00:16:06,983
It'll be tight, but I think I can make it.

284
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:08,405
Hold on.

285
00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:10,022
Hello?

286
00:16:10,057 --> 00:16:11,853
Daria, this is your mother.

287
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,876
Would you tell Dad that I have to work late drafting a report?

288
00:16:14,911 --> 00:16:18,835
You bet. Go get 'em, tiger. Jane?

289
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:19,899
Yo.

290
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:22,326
Hold on. Hello?

291
00:16:22,361 --> 00:16:23,731
Hey, Daria, it's Dad.

292
00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:25,945
Would you tell Mom that I've got dinner with a client tonight?

293
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:27,094
A biggie!

294
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,041
Uh, I'll be sure to leave her that message.

295
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,531
Super. Bye-bye!

296
00:16:32,404 --> 00:16:33,096
Jane?

297
00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:33,796
Yeah?

298
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,967
New plan. Come over and pick me up.

299
00:16:36,002 --> 00:16:37,244
I'll be at the front door.

300
00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:38,139
Later.

301
00:16:40,058 --> 00:16:41,037
Hello!

302
00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:44,178
Mom and Dad are taking the night off from being jailers,

303
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,051
so I'm taking the night off, too.

304
00:16:46,086 --> 00:16:48,222
You're... busting out?!

305
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,075
The confinement has made me desperate.

306
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:55,079
If I don't get out, I'm afraid I might do something crazy.

307
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:55,802
Really?

308
00:16:55,837 --> 00:16:58,995
No, I'm going to the roller hockey game. Are you?

309
00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:02,359
Oh, um, no. I'm not looking for any trouble, but you go ahead.

310
00:17:02,394 --> 00:17:06,319
I suspect you have some scam worked out for yourself,

311
00:17:06,354 --> 00:17:09,980
but since I can't prove anything, I'm asking you not to rat on me.

312
00:17:10,015 --> 00:17:14,110
Hmmm, okay, yes, I will do this thing you ask.

313
00:17:14,145 --> 00:17:17,175
But one day, I may ask a favor of you.

314
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,581
Never mind.

315
00:17:23,775 --> 00:17:24,882
Think anything has happened yet?

316
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:26,201
You mean anything cool?

317
00:17:26,236 --> 00:17:28,826
Nah, the ambulance is still in the lot.

318
00:17:29,906 --> 00:17:31,950
Hey, look. Daria's loose.

319
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:34,036
See? I told you she was okay.

320
00:17:34,071 --> 00:17:35,995
She looks fine, for her.

321
00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:38,166
I don't know...

322
00:17:39,974 --> 00:17:40,954
This could be it...

323
00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:48,272
Come on... take... your punishment like... a man!

324
00:17:48,307 --> 00:17:51,210
I'm not a man, dude, I'm a rocker!

325
00:17:51,245 --> 00:17:52,828
Why you...

326
00:17:57,597 --> 00:18:01,940
Where's your rock and roll power now? Hippie!

327
00:18:05,713 --> 00:18:06,324
Yes!

328
00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:10,218
Woohoo! Rock and roll power forever!

329
00:18:10,253 --> 00:18:12,091
My knee!

330
00:18:14,204 --> 00:18:15,427
Damn.

331
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,498
I don't suppose we can get a refund.

332
00:18:18,533 --> 00:18:19,734
He could still have a heart attack.

333
00:18:19,769 --> 00:18:23,606
He tries walking on the bad knee, and the pain is so bad his heart stops.

334
00:18:23,641 --> 00:18:24,373
Right.

335
00:18:24,408 --> 00:18:26,846
Just trying to find the silver lining.

336
00:18:26,881 --> 00:18:30,765
They did mental stuff to her. I can tell.

337
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,296
Nobody better try that on me!

338
00:18:39,858 --> 00:18:40,895
Quinn?

339
00:18:42,461 --> 00:18:43,482
Get off me!

340
00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:45,227
Where's Daria?

341
00:18:47,271 --> 00:18:50,422
It's payback time, Randy!

342
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,175
Hey, this isn't so bad!

343
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:54,880
Beats Monopoly.

344
00:18:58,936 --> 00:19:00,008
Quinn! Quinn!

345
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,883
Tommy, go away.

346
00:19:05,918 --> 00:19:06,904
But you said...

347
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:11,673
You're two hours late, jerk. Oh, hi, Daria!

348
00:19:14,697 --> 00:19:17,506
Mom flipped last night when she found out where you went.

349
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:19,039
And how did that happen?

350
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,763
I really don't know. Oh, look, here she is now.

351
00:19:23,592 --> 00:19:23,930
Your honor...

352
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:27,183
Haven't you already made enough mockery of our judicial system?

353
00:19:27,218 --> 00:19:31,185
I just want to confer with my distinguished counterpart on the prosecution.

354
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:32,590
That seems fair.

355
00:19:34,037 --> 00:19:36,793
You can't seriously expect me to plea bargain.

356
00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:45,404
...unless you send her back to prison.

357
00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:49,790
Daria, it's our policy to be tough, especially on youthful transgressors.

358
00:19:49,825 --> 00:19:52,388
But think of the effort you have to spend on incarceration.

359
00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:55,707
Scrabble... Risk... Monopoly... Operation.

360
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:57,964
I see your point.

361
00:19:59,082 --> 00:19:59,849
Well?

362
00:20:00,084 --> 00:20:03,171
Your honor, the family has offered to settle.

363
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,068
Daria agrees to parole.

364
00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:09,049
I have to call in if I'm going to be in later than 7:00 PM.

365
00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:10,880
So what happened?

366
00:20:10,915 --> 00:20:13,094
Does Daria have to pave the driveway or something?

367
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,775
I got off. Enjoy prison.

368
00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:16,669
Wait a minute!

369
00:20:16,704 --> 00:20:21,226
Daria has proven that she understands the necessity for discipline.

370
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:25,524
But you're sending me a bad message about whether I understand that...

371
00:20:25,537 --> 00:20:26,676
whatever you said.

372
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:27,909
Good point.

373
00:20:27,944 --> 00:20:32,039
Well, we'll give you parole on a trial basis.

374
00:20:32,074 --> 00:20:34,679
Okay. If Tommy calls, tell him I'm on my way.

375
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,702
Listen, this new rules things wasn't a total failure.

376
00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:41,631
Would you like to hear some Junior Wells?

377
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:44,482
You know what? Why don't you go out and find your friends and have a good time.

378
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:46,227
Come home late. Ten-thirty.

379
00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:47,686
Hey, thanks.

380
00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:54,304
So, basically, you've convinced them that you were too dull to be worth grounding.

381
00:20:54,339 --> 00:20:57,583
Exactly, and the sad thing is, it's kinda true.

382
00:20:59,881 --> 00:21:05,203
Kevin, I already told you, my parents did not conduct experiments on me.

383
00:21:05,238 --> 00:21:07,460
I know, I know, but seriously, now tell me the truth.

384
00:21:07,495 --> 00:21:11,804
All right. I had a magnetic device implanted in my head.

385
00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:13,974
I knew it! What does it do?

386
00:21:14,009 --> 00:21:16,231
It attracts gullible boys.

387
00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:18,360
Cool! Does it work?

388
00:21:18,395 --> 00:21:19,977
It's working right now.

389
00:21:21,723 --> 00:21:25,086
Whoa! Dude! That is very uncool.

390
00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:30,621
There's no sadder sight on this Earth than a football player trying to think.

391
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:31,855
Who said that?

392
00:21:32,484 --> 00:21:33,934
I believe it was Jefferson.

393
00:21:33,969 --> 00:21:35,969
Written by Sam Johnson and Chris Marcil
Transcript by Richard Lobinske
www. outpost-daria. com

394
00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:36,970
Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www. forms. com

395
00:21:36,971 --> 00:21:37,971
R�ponses au blindtest:

396
00:21:37,972 --> 00:21:39,972
Daria arriving home late
Powerman 5000 - Tokyo Vigilante

397
00:21:39,973 --> 00:21:41,973
Helen introducing new rules
Mary J. Blige - Love Is All We Need

398
00:21:41,974 --> 00:21:43,974
Quinn getting busted
Powerman 5000 - Tokyo Vigilante

399
00:21:43,975 --> 00:21:45,975
Mr. DeMartino working out in gym
Shabba Ranks - Mr. Loverman

400
00:21:45,976 --> 00:21:47,976
start of family court
Chalk Farm - Live Tomorrow

401
00:21:47,977 --> 00:21:49,977
immediately after commercial break
That Dog - Never Say Never

402
00:21:49,978 --> 00:21:51,978
Daria reading
Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name

403
00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,979
Quinn on phone; Daria playing Scrabble
Komeda - Rocket Plane

404
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,980
Kevin and Brittany at Pizza King
Foxy Brown - I'll Be

405
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,981
Quinn on phone with "psychic buddy"
Komeda - Rocket Plane

406
00:21:57,982 --> 00:21:59,982
Quinn asking Daria for a book
Cowboy Mouth - Jenny Says

407
00:21:59,983 --> 00:22:01,983
Helen wakes Quinn
Nuyorican Soul - Runaway

408
00:22:01,984 --> 00:22:03,984
morning after roller-hockey game
Offspring - Gone Away

409
00:22:03,985 --> 00:22:05,985
Daria and Jane at Pizza King
Bis - This is Fake DIY

410
00:22:05,986 --> 00:22:07,986
closing credits
Warren G - I Shot the Sheriff